Catfish Saga – Part 0: Girlfriend Application

This entry is part 1 of 1 in the series Catfish Saga

We all crave love. While not all of us desire to raise a family or don’t even wish for any kind of emotional bonding, certain primal urges are hard-wired.

Hikikomori are no different. Shunned by the day light, living a parasitic lifestyle, the 30 year old british Hikikomori male is in a particulary troubled position. How is he supposed to find a malefriend-free girl? Online dating?  In todays economy!?

CWC’s Attraction Sign

A more courageous autist may take word to the streets – proudly strapping on his attraction sign, directly confronting girlfriend candidates. Want Woman! All female hands on me!. Able to go out and socialize, the Chad Chandler is advantaged over the Virgin Vanner.

What is the Hiki’s solution? An online girlfriend application form on the personal homepage it shall be.

britbong.com/girlfriend-application was created.

Girlfriend Application is now open

Once you navigate More > Girlfriend Application you’re greeted by a bit of text and a simple form, asking for Name, Email (*), Age and Message.

At first, the text read:

Looking for a GF pls respond

An application has just opened up for the position of “girlfriend” hit me up with details on why you would be worth creaming and memeing.

Must be 18+ and not a thot.

Later, it was changed:

Looking for a GF pls respond

An application has just opened up for the position of “girlfriend” hit me up m’ladies.

-RULES-
Must be 18+
No impersonation, provide proof or GTFO

And a gallery of selfies was added.

The finished work was presented to the fanbase and fun was had.

Girlfriend Application is now closed

Soon after, the page was deleted.
Why? Did the joke play out? Or did something else happen?

For two months, there was silence. Then, everything suddenly came to light.